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Driving Rain

When it's pouring cats and kittens

Driving Rain thanks to Mel Hardman

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RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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