Driving Rain

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump