QuotaBillsSpoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
I love you more than donuts. - Unknown
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown
Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion