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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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