QuotaBillsI'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie