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Doughnut Monster Truck

Nutrition on candy cane sprinkle wheels

Doughnut Monster Truck thanks to Mel Hardman

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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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