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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo