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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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