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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

There's a domino effect with certain things you say. - Johnny Vegas

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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