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Dog Days of Summer

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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