Devoted Husband

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst