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Daily Exercise for Seniors

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Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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