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Daily Exercise for Seniors

Have you exercised today?

Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker


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