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Daily Exercise for Seniors

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Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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