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Daily Exercise for Seniors

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Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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