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Daily Exercise for Seniors

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Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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