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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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