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Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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