Cow Camouflage
Snow weather for a cow
QuotaBillsNever kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins