QuotaBillsErection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson
Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson
We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien