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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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