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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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