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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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