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Christmas Tree Relief

Bubba heard about caring for his Christmas Tree

Christmas Tree Relief thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Water and keep a cut Christmas tree fresh through the new year

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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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