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Childhood Obesity

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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