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Cheerful Trees

Winter smileys on a stroll in the park

Cheerful Trees thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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