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Cheerful Trees

Winter smileys on a stroll in the park

Cheerful Trees thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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