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Cheerful Trees

Winter smileys on a stroll in the park

Cheerful Trees thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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