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Cats Don't Know Sit

Message from the dog

Cats Don't Know Sit thanks to Karen Moore

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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