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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright