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What happens when you put 25 litres of paint on the back seat

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Car Whitewash thanks to Barry McCartney

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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