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Bucket Nap

Bobcat attachment for babysitters

Bucket Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sound asleep in baby's high-rise

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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