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Bucket Nap

Bobcat attachment for babysitters

Bucket Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sound asleep in baby's high-rise

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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