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Bucket Nap

Bobcat attachment for babysitters

Bucket Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sound asleep in baby's high-rise

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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