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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche


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