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Bucket Nap

Bobcat attachment for babysitters

Bucket Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sound asleep in baby's high-rise

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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