British Survey

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Questions are never indiscreet; answers sometimes are. - Oscar Wilde

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. - Emma Goldman

Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions. - Isaiah Berlin

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions. - Confucius

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. - Ronald Reagan

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

Questions confine answers. When there are no longer questions, answers are no longer bound by them. - Lao Tzu

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon. - Brandon Sanderson

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters