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British Survey thanks to Mike King

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I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs. - Mae West

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting. - Robert Frost

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. - Ronald Reagan

The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose. - Margaret Atwood

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

If we take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Questions confine answers. When there are no longer questions, answers are no longer bound by them. - Lao Tzu

The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon. - Brandon Sanderson

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters


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