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British Survey

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British Survey thanks to Mike King

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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Good questions outrank easy answers. - Paul A. Samuelson

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

What if there were no hypothetical questions? - George Carlin

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs. - Mae West

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers. - Janis Joplin

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. - Ronald Reagan

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

If we take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

Questions confine answers. When there are no longer questions, answers are no longer bound by them. - Lao Tzu

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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