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British Survey

And the survey says...

British Survey thanks to Mike King

Good questions outrank easy answers. - Paul A. Samuelson

Vertigo: How foreigners ask for directions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs. - Mae West

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. - Oliver Goldsmith

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers. - Janis Joplin

Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions. - Isaiah Berlin

He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions. - Confucius

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Asking questions is the ABC of diagnosis. Only the inquiring mind solves problems. - Edward Hodnett

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

But I was afraid of the questions (much more than the accusations) you might both put to me. - J.D. Salinger

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

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