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British Survey

And the survey says...

British Survey thanks to Mike King

Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Voting is a civic sacrament. - Theodore Hesburgh

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

What if there were no hypothetical questions? - George Carlin

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs. - Mae West

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Questions are never indiscreet; answers sometimes are. - Oscar Wilde

There are years that ask questions and years that answer. - Zora N Hurston

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. - Ronald Reagan

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

If we take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

A great lasting story is about everyone or it will not last. The strange and foreign is not interesting - only the deeply personal and familiar. - John Steinbeck

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