British Survey

Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Vertigo: How foreigners ask for directions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. - Oliver Goldsmith

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Questions are never indiscreet; answers sometimes are. - Oscar Wilde

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov