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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde


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