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QuotaBillsJust praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley
A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb
A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright
Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift
Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith
Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb
Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder
The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller
How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding
Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine
In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins
There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly
Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers