British Gas Meter
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Brits convert Smart gas meters to Smart bill meters
QuotaBillsMoney is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb
Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump
A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson
I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler
I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown
Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh
After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies
If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason
There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson
Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan
Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek
The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin