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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin