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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves. - Ralph W. Sockman

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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