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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. - Josh Billings

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer