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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Generosity begins with our recognition of our debt to others. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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