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Breeding Bulls

Who runs the family - no bull!

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'This Bull Mated 50 Times Last Year'
Breeding Bulls thanks to Wayne Nowazek

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ’This Bull Mated 150 Times Last Year’

Breeding Bulls thanks to Wayne Nowazek

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW - that's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.” We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ’THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’

Breeding Bulls thanks to Wayne Nowazek

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.' I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow every time.'

Breeding Bulls thanks to Wayne Nowazek

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A little neglect may breed mischief. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

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Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

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The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

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Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

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Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

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I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. - Mark Twain

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

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The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

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Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

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I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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