Breast Cancer Cure
Can you help a child cure cancer?
QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Ben Franklin
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield