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Familiarity breeds attempt. - Goodman Ace

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Accountability breeds responseability. - Stephen Covey

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Legalism always breeds compliance over purpose. - Ravi Zacharias

He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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