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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas


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