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Braillik's Cube

Another Braille-iant idea!

Braillik's Cube thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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