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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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