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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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