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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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