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A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus