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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright


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