QuotaBillsKhaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman
Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake
I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa
From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright