Box Car

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy