QuotaBillsGolf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener
I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson
He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken
To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill
Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones
One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez