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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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