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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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