Billionaire Thoughts

Marry money. - Max Shulman

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter