Billionaire Thoughts

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber