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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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