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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar


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