Billionaire Thoughts

Marry money. - Max Shulman

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski