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Wait Lifting - 'When I grow up I'm gonna be a strong man'

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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