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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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