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Wait Lifting - 'When I grow up I'm gonna be a strong man'

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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