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Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs. - Susie F

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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