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Youth Group fundraisers in Biblical times

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Praising all alike, is praising none. - John Gay

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

And if I please you so, my lover, remember praise is comely. - Countee Cullen

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

No man has ever praised two persons equally - and pleased them both. - Arthur Helps

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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