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Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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