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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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