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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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