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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates


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