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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring


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