Bed Equalizer

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou