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Bed Equalizer

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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