Bad Feather Day

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Better to fight for something than to live for nothing. - George Patton

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

There is only one thing worse than fighting with allies, and that is fighting without them. - Winston Churchill

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown