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Bad Feather Day

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Bad Feather Day thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Better to fight for something than to live for nothing. - George Patton

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Be kind to everyone, because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

They say I don't fight guys unless they're on a respirator. That's incorrect. They have to be at least 3 days off a respirator. - George Foreman

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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