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Bad Feather Day

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If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Better to fight for something than to live for nothing. - George Patton

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. - JRR Tolkien

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown


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