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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Never fight an inanimate object. - P J O'Rourke

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Be kind to everyone, because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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