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Bad Feather Day

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Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

They say I don't fight guys unless they're on a respirator. That's incorrect. They have to be at least 3 days off a respirator. - George Foreman

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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