Bad Feather Day

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Never fight an inanimate object. - P J O'Rourke

Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it. - Margaret Thatcher

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

There is only one thing worse than fighting with allies, and that is fighting without them. - Winston Churchill

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

They say I don't fight guys unless they're on a respirator. That's incorrect. They have to be at least 3 days off a respirator. - George Foreman