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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism without the coxcomb's feathers. - George Meredith

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets; we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. - Winston Churchill

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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