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Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt