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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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