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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Ever since I made tomorrow my favorite day, I've been uncomfortable looking back. - Paul Harvey

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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