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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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