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I'll be back. - The Terminator

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. - Elinor Smith

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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