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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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