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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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