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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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