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Autumn Turnover

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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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