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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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