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Australian Bush Poetry

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Reverse: Repeating poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Poetry should only occupy the idle. - Lord Byron

Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Today is Earth Day, or, as the Bush administration calls it, Monday - David Letterman

Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people. - Adrian Mitchell

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realize. - Oscar Wilde

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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