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Arm and Leg Chair

How Bubba supports his forward-sloping chair

Arm and Leg Chair thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Arm and Leg Chair thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Allegro: One leg becoming longer than the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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