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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success is where preparation and opportunity meet. - Bobby Unser

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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