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Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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