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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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