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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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