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There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions. - Arnold H Glasow

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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