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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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