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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward


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