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Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

To simplify complications is the first essential of success. - George E Buckle

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

The trouble with success is that the formula is the same as the one for a nervous breakdown. - Executive Digest

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

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