QuotaBillsHe lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus
At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London
There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg
As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez