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Always Use Your Mirrors

Not looking in rear view mirror leads to early lunch

Always Use Your Mirrors thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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