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Always Use Your Mirrors

Not looking in rear view mirror leads to early lunch

Always Use Your Mirrors thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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