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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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