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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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