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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood


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