After Christmas Therapy
Santa couldn't stop recurring dreams of his reindeer
QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella
To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown
The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea
Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray