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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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