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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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