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Abbey Road

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

If we'd known we were going to be the Beatles, we'd have tried harder. - George Harrison

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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