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Winter Keyboard

Happiness is a warm keyboard

Winter Keyboard thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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