Winter Keyboard

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney