Winter Keyboard

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray