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We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Content is the reason search began in the first place. - Lee Odden

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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