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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Content is the reason search began in the first place. - Lee Odden

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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