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Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco