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QuotaBillsDefect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown
Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown
Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace
Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg
Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright