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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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