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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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