Wedding Cake for Men

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. - Mae West

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do. - Mencius

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com