Wedding Cake for Men

A man is known by the company he owns. - Gerald F Lieberman

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman