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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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A man is known by the company he owns. - Gerald F Lieberman

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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