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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. - Mae West

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do. - Mencius

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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