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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Man is the measure of all things. - Protagoras

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! - Paul McCracken

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

I've never seen a man so low and depaved. - Archie Bunker

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

An honest man is one who's never been caught. - American Proverb

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Man can make great strides scientifically and technologically without advancing an inch spiritually, morally or ethically. - Tony Cooke

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

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