QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler