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Wandering Deer

Winter is almost over on Quadra Island

Wandering Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Spring is on its way - you can already see the deer on the meadow

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Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres

Obstacles are like wild animals. They are cowards but they will bluff you if they can. If they see you are afraid of them... they are liable to spring upon you; but if you look them squarely in the eye, they will slink out of sight. - Orison Swett Marden

Must, bid the Morn awake!
Sad Winter now declines,
Each bird doth choose a mate;
This day's Saint Valentine's.
For that good bishop's sake
Get up and let us see
What beauty it shall be
That Fortune us assigns. - Michael Drayton


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