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Wandering Deer

Winter is almost over on Quadra Island

Wandering Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Spring is on its way - you can already see the deer on the meadow

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

While somewhere in Philadelphia his distant cousin Phil is concerned about whether or not there will be six more weeks of winter, the Honey Badger rests comfortably in the knowledge that there will certainly be fifty-one more weeks of not giving a crap. - Honey Badger Day

Here's how much I know about hockey. Mike Royko and I were in a tiny bar one winter night, and the radio kept reporting goals by the Blackhawks. I mentioned how frequently the team was scoring. "You're listening to the highlights," Royko observed. - Roger Ebert


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